Daniel MarquesThe funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.
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The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it. This is the exact same thing they've said to me for years, and it's always hilarious. People, seriously.
You're living my life, not having my life. You're running around thinking you're having my time, when you're actually just running around thinking you're having my life.
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